Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
(Because her students were bright!)
Why was 9 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8(ate) 9
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
(She couldn't control her pupils!)
Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
(In the piano!)
What did the pen say to the pencil?
(What's your point?!)
How do you get straight A's?
(Use a ruler!)
Why did the kid study in the airplane?
(He wanted a higher education!)
What did you learn in school today?
(Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!)
What's the king of the classroom?
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
(It always went back four seconds!)
What subject in school is easy for a witch?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
(It had a byte!)
What is a snake's favorite subject?
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What is a pirate's favorite subject?
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
(Because they spend years at C!)
What grades did the pirate get in school?
Pencils could be made with erasers on both ends, but that would be pointless.
How do bees get to school?
(By school buzz!)
What's better than a talking dinosaur? (A spelling bee!)
Which hand is it better to write with?
(Neither, you should use a pen!)
Why didn't the sun go to college?
(Because it already had a million degrees!)
What is the smartest state?
(Alabama, it has four A's and one B!)
What animal cheats at tests?
Why was the math book sad?
(Because it had too many problems!)
What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
(Three square meals!)
Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?
(The teacher told her not to use the table!)
Why did the teacher write on the window?
(To make the lesson very clear!)
What building has the most stories?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
(Because he only had one pupil!)
What is an owl's favorite subject?
What do you get when you throw a million books into the ocean?
(A title wave!)
Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
(Because it improves di-vison!)